Sorry, to all the little Clerii that are gonna stumble on this, slit their wrists, and die but, it has to be said.
Dissidia's ending, isnt 'Clerisy'. I seriously want to know what they are smoking over at Devotion, other than pink fucking crack, because it must be some good shit.
Jokes aside, have any of you seen this 'new wave' of Clerii thinking they've 'won' (won..What?) and going oooon, and ooon, and ooon? Alright, I'll be fair, IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED DISSIDIA DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER. IM SERIOUS. SPOILERS.
In the true ending or whatever, everyone starts to 'go back' to their own world. And as Cloud turns he walks into a flowerfield and disappears. And thats it, for all the Cloud interaction, anyway. Yeah. Oh and apparenly he has 'holy'. Alright, now time to rip their pathetic Clerii bunnies asses in.
LIKE ZOMG CLOUD WAS SITTING ON T3H FLOWERZ!!!!!!!
So? He also rode through'em on a motorcycle in AC, point? Oh you mean one of the flowers you can give to Tifa in the game right? ;D I dont remember Cloud giving one to Aerith (Or their even being an option) Haha <3 Sure then, and then can I assume he picks a bunch and gives them to Tifa as he gets home? Because thats the same fucking logic you use, forced stretched symboloism that doesnt mean SHIT, and pink fluff assumptions clouding your brain cells.
MORE FLOWERS APPEAR AS CLOUD TURNS AROUND!!! THEY WERENT THERE BEFORE!!!!!!!!
...What the fuck is your point? And wouldnt that mean, if they appear as Cloud turns, that he wasnt sitting in them? ;D You owned yourself little Clerii. Self-destructed whores.
CLOUD HAS HOLY!! THAT MEANS AERITHS~!!
Actually it doesnt. Aerith had a connection to holy, not holy a connection to Aerith, get it? She used holy, which, didnt work by the way. Sephiroth uses Meteor, Aerith uses Holy. Cloud REPLACED her. Which is what is FUNNY. Aerith is suppose to be the 'Zomg ultimate angel of jesus hojo!1" and use Holy to save the world (which doesnt worrrr~k hahaha~)Holy is the opposite to Meteor people, Sephiroth uses it, so it MAKES SENSE, that Cloud would have holy. He doesnt have a FLOWER, he doesnt have AERITHS RIBBON, and he doesnt have some sort of basket or something fucking obscure, so I dont see how having the opposite force to his ENEMY means he's in love with Aerith. I think your Clerii Logic is REALLY immature, and pretty stupid. So, Cloud replaces Aerith has the holy uses, not jacks off in the flowerfields, scaring all the little underaged boys next to him <3
OMG CLOUD HAS A ROSE FOR AERITH!!
No, that isnt Cloud's you pink retarded skank. It belongs to Clouds little 'buddy' (I guess their using the buddy system in Dissida, good idea with Kefka and Kuja lurkin' around, personally.) who apparently gets fuckin owned by Sephiroth or something (By the way, this guy has a thing for his childhood friend <3 funny they pair him with Cloud huh? FUNNY <3~) So, since he carries around this guys rose, you think he loves Aerith? TECHNICALLY your saying Cloud is gay sweetheart, since...Ya'know...If that rose IS romantic to Cloud then wellllll~ Guess Aerith AND Tifa dont stand a chance in hell huh?
Plus this rose is RED, and not the ones in the church ;D Their from a completely different fucking GAME ;DDD God I love it when Clerii own themselves, less work for me.
THEY MENTION AERITH IN CLOUDS INFORMATION!!
You mean like ONCE? And nothing romantic is said whatsoever? They mention Locke, and Locke only in Tina's, but GUESS WHAT? Tina doesnt get with Locke, who actually gets with his childhood friend (After ditching his dead girlfriend <3) <3 Haha~ Take that for symbolism, bitchs.
So no, it isnt 'EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!' that she's the only girl mentioned,since that has no romantic inclination whatsoever. Also, in Squalls information, it says the feather is a symbol of Rinoa, so why doesnt it say Holy is a symbol to Aerith? Huh? Why? Maybe...because...IT ISNT? Yeah, thats why.
Thats the end of my Dissidia rant. Because I owned them into the ground with my Megadoom of fear and agony.
Dont let this make you stupid, im not saying CloAer is a bad couple, im not saying that AT ALL, and im not bashing on THEM, im bashing on the Clerii logic over at Devotion. I have plenty of fucking CloAer friends, and they LOVE me for my logic rants because they consider the dumb bitches at Devotion as nothing more than pathetic, whiny, american little wapanese, Weeaboo, bitches who cant get laid, or a life.
I actually like the CloAer couple. I think its fuckin' adorable, but I DONT think its Canon, sorry but thats how I chose to see the game. I dont believe in 'giving up and wallowing' in pain forever, and frankly, I dont think the guys back at Square team does either. So, yeah there. Have a nice day.
And wash the pink crack out of your eyes Clerii, and see the facts that Dissidia isnt a romance (unless your just that damn into slash) and that Aerith plays no fucking part of Dissida, and nothing is a symbol of her AT ALL. Nope. Not even the flowers. Sorry, Aerith doesnt own nature. Flowers dont mean SHIT. Idiots.
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